Absorbent and Yellow and Porous is He
Marty (holding a wrapper from an Easter Twix, which I must say is the least Eastery looking candy wrapper I've ever seen): I know how to spell Twix
Mommy: Oh, yeah?
Marty: T-W-I-X
Mommy: Yep, that's Twix.
Marty: Actually it's twick
Mommy: Why is it "twick"?
Marty (referring, I keep telling myself, to the universal "you" not "you" as in "you, Mommy": Because when you eat too many of these, they go straight to your thighs
Mommy (ready to place a snotty phone call to whoever is giving our kiddies food issues): Who told you that?
Marty: Spongebob did. He said Squidward was eating too many crabby patties.
Mommy: Yeah, that'll do it.
Mommy: Oh, yeah?
Marty: T-W-I-X
Mommy: Yep, that's Twix.
Marty: Actually it's twick
Mommy: Why is it "twick"?
Marty (referring, I keep telling myself, to the universal "you" not "you" as in "you, Mommy": Because when you eat too many of these, they go straight to your thighs
Mommy (ready to place a snotty phone call to whoever is giving our kiddies food issues): Who told you that?
Marty: Spongebob did. He said Squidward was eating too many crabby patties.
Mommy: Yeah, that'll do it.
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