Everyone Needs South Patrol
Outside after school, Lauren volunteers a story about her day:
Lauren: Mommy, today we learned about south patrol.
Mommy (is this part of Virginia's Confederacy curriculum?): South patrol? What's that?
Lauren (looking a little unsure): Umm, no not south patrol...
Mommy (hey, I know what she means, it sounds just like...): The south pole? Like penguins and stuff? What did you learn?
Lauren (still puzzled): No, not the south pole. It was self patrol.
Mommy (I got nothing): Self patrol?
Lauren (squinting a little like maybe this still isn't right): Yeah, self patrol.
Mommy(still puzzled): What's self patrol?
Lauren (giving up): Umm, no not self patrol. I can't remember what it was...
Mommy (wait! finish the story! rusty gears finally kick in...): Was it self control?
Lauren (relief): Yeah! Self control.
Mommy (knowing exactly what the answer will be): Well, you have lots of self control. Who doesn't have self control?
Lauren (shaking her head like a little teacher): S-H-A-W-N
Mommy: Maybe your teacher should have brought up self control a little earlier in the year.
Lauren: Mommy, today we learned about south patrol.
Mommy (is this part of Virginia's Confederacy curriculum?): South patrol? What's that?
Lauren (looking a little unsure): Umm, no not south patrol...
Mommy (hey, I know what she means, it sounds just like...): The south pole? Like penguins and stuff? What did you learn?
Lauren (still puzzled): No, not the south pole. It was self patrol.
Mommy (I got nothing): Self patrol?
Lauren (squinting a little like maybe this still isn't right): Yeah, self patrol.
Mommy(still puzzled): What's self patrol?
Lauren (giving up): Umm, no not self patrol. I can't remember what it was...
Mommy (wait! finish the story! rusty gears finally kick in...): Was it self control?
Lauren (relief): Yeah! Self control.
Mommy (knowing exactly what the answer will be): Well, you have lots of self control. Who doesn't have self control?
Lauren (shaking her head like a little teacher): S-H-A-W-N
Mommy: Maybe your teacher should have brought up self control a little earlier in the year.
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