Why Can't I Watch 8:00 TV Shows?
Exhibit A: I am lying down with Lauren, having read her book, fixed her covers and kissed her good night.
Lauren: Can I ask you one more question?
Mommy: No
Lauren: Please, just one more thing and I promise I’ll go to sleep.
Mommy: What is it?
Lauren: How long is the night?
Mommy: 12 hours
Lauren: How long is the day?
Mommy: (…)
Lauren: Please, just one more thing and I promise I’ll go to sleep
Mommy: (…)
Lauren: Please, just one more thing and I promise I’ll go to sleep
Mommy: (…)
Lauren: PLEASE?
Mommy: This is the last thing. If you say anything else I’m leaving.
Lauren: Okay, I promise. How long is the day?
Mommy: 12 hours
Lauren: What happens if the night is longer than 12 hours?
Mommy: Good night Lauren
After I climb to the top bunk, confiscate Aislinn's books and lie down with her, it starts again.
Lauren: What happens if the night is longer than 12 hours?
Mommy: Go to sleep
Lauren: What happens if the night is longer than 12 hours?
Mommy: Go to sleep
Lauren: Please, just one more thing and I promise I’ll go to sleep
Mommy: What
Lauren: What happens if the night is longer than 12 hours?
Mommy: If the night is longer than the daytime is shorter. Good night.
Lauren: How does the daytime know to be shorter?
Mommy: Pass the Benadryl (or mallet) please.
Lauren: Can I ask you one more question?
Mommy: No
Lauren: Please, just one more thing and I promise I’ll go to sleep.
Mommy: What is it?
Lauren: How long is the night?
Mommy: 12 hours
Lauren: How long is the day?
Mommy: (…)
Lauren: Please, just one more thing and I promise I’ll go to sleep
Mommy: (…)
Lauren: Please, just one more thing and I promise I’ll go to sleep
Mommy: (…)
Lauren: PLEASE?
Mommy: This is the last thing. If you say anything else I’m leaving.
Lauren: Okay, I promise. How long is the day?
Mommy: 12 hours
Lauren: What happens if the night is longer than 12 hours?
Mommy: Good night Lauren
After I climb to the top bunk, confiscate Aislinn's books and lie down with her, it starts again.
Lauren: What happens if the night is longer than 12 hours?
Mommy: Go to sleep
Lauren: What happens if the night is longer than 12 hours?
Mommy: Go to sleep
Lauren: Please, just one more thing and I promise I’ll go to sleep
Mommy: What
Lauren: What happens if the night is longer than 12 hours?
Mommy: If the night is longer than the daytime is shorter. Good night.
Lauren: How does the daytime know to be shorter?
Mommy: Pass the Benadryl (or mallet) please.
posted by Shannon at 11:28 PM
2 Comments:
Melatonin is the answer!!! Oh, I know this one!!
No know side effects.
Non-addicting.
Makes a person sleepy but not drugged...
We all take one in this house!
(available at GNC in 1 & 3 mg. I get the 1 mg and cut them in half and it works GREAT!!!!!! That's what the Dr said to do...)
I wonder if Ben secretly reads your blog? The other night (I guess technically morning since it was about 3am) he asked me why God made night so long....
Post a Comment
<< Home