Note to Self: Buy Nature Book

Earlier today Lauren desperately needed a tissue, but I did not have one.

L: That's okay, Mom. (picking her nose with one deft finger, then looking around for somewhere to deposit her find.)

M: Just wipe it off on the ground, Lauren

L: Yeah, because boogers aren't trash, so if you put them on the ground then that is not litter.

M: You're right, that's not litter.

L: Yeah, and besides squirrels eat boogers.