Thank You Chicken Little, Kiki Dee, and Elton John

If you would like to know what my trip to the beach was like tonight, do the following:

Assemble 3 children.

Teach them the following line: "Don't go breakin' my, don't go breakin' my, don't go breakin' my heart."

Have them sing it repeatedly without a break for 11 minutes.

Welcome to my world.