How Can You Tell That Father's Day Has Tanked?

1) The US Open ends with a whimper and another Phil Mickelson choke. Clearly that is not optimal, but bearable.

2) Grandson Marty sings a song with a dominant lyric involving throwing Grandpa in the trash. Actually, everyone found that song rather entertaining.

3) The air conditioning on the second floor of the 4 month old retirement house stops working. Yes, that was rather upsetting, but still borne by the crowd with Chardonnay-induced good humor.

4) While attempting to locate the problem with the air conditioning, my brother Drew's leg comes through the ceiling of the second floor of the 4 month old retirement house, causing chaos, crying, and a huge mushroom cloud of insulation. Bingo.